Melba,
Thank you so much for taking time to meet with me Whateverday, Octember 32. I really enjoyed learning about the opportunity to yingyang and poppycock.
I think that my asshattery skills and flimflam experience could really contribute to your team.
I am really excited about the poopsmith position, and look forward to the opportunity to work for you.
Thank you,
Omniscient Corporate Warrior-Poet