Innertubes's Blog

Remember Christopher Hitchens’ Quotes

innertubes — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:27:30 +0000

“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.” “Faith is the surrender of the mind; it’s the surrender of reason, it’s the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other mammals. It’s our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and our reason, our yearning to discard …

Facebook Scrabble is not Scrabble

innertubes — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 19:27:51 +0000

Facebook Scrabble is terrible, and doesn’t really resemble Scrabble at its core essence. Scrabble excellence required a skilled trilogy of (1) strategy, (2) special Scrabble vocabulary (special 2 letter words and Z, X, Q, J words), and (3) regular vocabulary. The dictionary built into the game on FB has eliminated the last 2 and totally …

Introspective Psychoanalysis

innertubes — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 02:07:47 +0000

This post was originally written as an ‘About Me’ post in 2009. Me I am an analyst residing in Sarasota, FL. I am single, never married, with no children. Goals My current aspirations are to land a decent job in Sarasota, and immediately start an ecommerce website following the business model of Gold Star …

Peyton Manning Out for the Season

innertubes — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:36:16 +0000

Rumors abound in Indianapolis that Peyton Manning will be out for the entire 2011-12 season. Manning, the story goes, has a “floating bone” in his neck. This blogger heard the rumor 4th-hand. The story goes that this news originates from a staff member in the Chicago hospital where Manning twice had neck surgery. The latest …

Installing Mom’s Colts Feather Flag

innertubes — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 01:11:38 +0000

I sell Colts Feather Flags on the internet. I’ve sold almost a hundred feather flags, but last Sunday was the first one that I installed, at my mother’s house. Lessons Learned 1. Use a rubber mallet to install the 20″ ground stake. Even though the ground stake is fairly sturdy, I’m pretty certain that it’s not …

Who Is In Our Hearts? (Graph)

innertubes — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 03:01:40 +0000

Filed under: Religion Tagged: Demons, God the Father, God the Holy Ghost, God the Son, Satan, Who is in our hearts

Phrases I’ve coined

innertubes — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:41:21 +0000

A moral man despite his religion. July 25, 2011 More to come (maybe) Filed under: Me Tagged: A moral man despite his religion

Oh Thank You Crone, You’re So Pleasant – Family Guy

innertubes — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 23:23:04 +0000

That is all, except here’s a link if you want to watch Road to Rupert. Filed under: Humor Tagged: Crone, Family Guy, Oh, Road to Rupert, Skiing, Stewie, Thank you Crone, You're So Pleasant

We Are All Children of the Original Incest

innertubes — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:04:16 +0000

If you believe that the Bible is the word of God–and a lot of people do–then you also believe that we are all products of the Original Incest. Without getting too bogged down in the details, if we all came from Adam and Eve, their grandchildren were necessarily products of incest. So you, me, all …

Preserve Traditional Marriage

innertubes — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 05:50:58 +0000

So I created a Facebook page, called Protect Traditional Marriage. I found a chart on The Masses Are Angry Blog, but Facebook would not let me link to that page because it was previously marked as abuse. What sort of dastardly deeds could the chart portray that trigger the algorithmic banning ? Why, it’s …